I’m not even joking when I tell you this:
I was poor, growing up. I wanted to be know everything. I wanted to know shit about other shit that I didn’t know anything about. One year, my parents bought the World Book Encylopedias. I went through each and every book from front to back, several times. I miss that encyclopedia set. It was literally my most favorite thing. It inspired me to write a book report in the second grade on tornadoes. I’ve been fascinated with tornadoes for the longest time. All natural disasters, really. But World Book was just the shit, for me.
Somewhere near Akron with Badass McBossman and Youngblood McNewguy taking a break. This new guy he hired last year to replace Peg Leg Dopehead is a hell of a worker tho. I'm just greatful the One Legged Man in an Ass Kicking Contest is no longer workin here because there was always just an uncomfortable amount heroin in the truck any time 'Ol Peg Leg was around.
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