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I think some people are like sharks. If they aren't pursuing their next prey, they die.

Also, toxic waste can be found in human form, sometimes it's hard to see it before you step in it and become entirely radioactive and of course, entirely dead.

Step away from the Waste!

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Discordian Rant:

Element #4: Ranting and Boredom

THEY have a lot to do. THEY are uptight, high-strung, and always in a rush. The best place to communicate something that is extremely important is in the middle of a huge, senseless SubGenius-like rant because after the first few paragraphs, THEY are likely to skim until they come to a word that interests them, especially if you have long, drawn out sentences that go on and on (and on), and use commas, even when they are, unnecessary or, even, incorrectly used.

Therefore, this element works best when you are very careful to mask what you are trying to say as part of the rant, and don't use any words that might attract attention near the gist of your message.

This method works best when used in conjunction with Element #3, as in the following example (edited for space):

...and lo, did Eris grin cheerfully and exclaim to all that were present how damned happy she was to be there with her golden dress and high-heeled, almost platform, shoes that looked almost a bit like rejects from the disco inferno, but one could never, tell her that, or else they might get sent to the Region of Thud wherein there is not much rejoicing at all due to the not quite massive amounts of fire and brimstone that is sometimes usually hurled, upon those who enter there without the correct password for it is true that the bouncers in the region of Thud pick up on the criminals quickly and furiously, for it is them who are themselves sometimes criminals and I even knew one once whose name was dikkens with two k's, just like the well-known Dutch author who once wrote the sale of Two titties on a late night drinking coffee with horrible, horrible, things such as the bug Yog-Shoguns and nasty, smelly other animals that do not usually stay in zoos because there are no pentagrams to hold them, in, which is really quite a shame, but I guess that's just the way the cookie monster crumbles.

Of course, the message I was trying to get across for you few people who were not able to pick up on it was "dikkins with two k's..." which is Pythonese for "My nipples explode with delight".

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Wait a second.....

I thought this was the discordian thread?????

Were THEY here?????

SHIT!!!!!

*runz and hides behind a plant*

Damn, there are cameras in the plants!!!!!

*runz screaming from the building*

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Wait a second.....

I thought this was the discordian thread?????

Were THEY here?????

SHIT!!!!!

*runz and hides behind a plant*

Damn, there are cameras in the plants!!!!!

*runz screaming from the building*

YOUR Discord is ONLY, HALF of MY, ERISisian FUNK!

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the bruise

by Liz Curtis

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom

I was just going to sit on my chair

Half way between sitting and standing

I realised the chair wasn’t there

I thrashed my arms round rather wildly

I started to panic and then

I felt a sharp pain on my bottom

And found I was sitting again

The furniture moved to allow me

To put my bum down on the floor

Thank goodness that nothing was broken

But I felt that my bum would be sore

I gingerly checked out my body

Unsteadily got to my feet

With the furniture rearranged neatly

I managed to sit on my seat

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom

It must have received quite a whack

With slightly red bits round the edges

It’s coloured all purple and black

I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom

I don’t mean to show off or brag

But really it is very splendid

It should be in some bruised bum mag

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I concur.

Good Sir.

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