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I am thinking......THIS JOKE is the epitome of my life.

The Organ in Charge

All the organs of the human body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said theblood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said thestomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said thelegs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said therectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible h eadache, the stomach was bloated, thelegs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

So what's the moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!

(yup, thats what I am TRYING to do right now, anyway......eck05.gif )

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