Destroit

Brushing up on my very limited Japanese.

Jet Li...as Master Roshi...WTF!?! And have you seen incredibly caucasian Goku? Wtf...? They fucked it up BAAD and I haven't even seen the movie yet. The trailer does not do the already terribly shitty cartoon series any justice.

I suppose, I just figured that the book series is so widely known that people would know that the book implies that the reader is a dummy (i.e. Windows for Dummies, Dog Care for Dummies, Linux for Dummies, etc, hundreds of instructional books in this series have been published since I was a kid, they're bright yellow books with a black and white little man on the front and can be found in nearly every store). That and it's a joke anyways. Case in point that I can be a dummy: I saw your post, thought it was mine and, thinking that I was losing it, edited your post and made the font yellow. I kinda like it though, so I'm not turning it back .

When did I call you guys dummies? I was making a play off of the book series "_________ for Dummies".

Harajuku needs to break out of Tokyo more and come to America. I would love nothing more than to spend my Sundays standing next to my fashionable friends and texting them, even though they're five feet from me, while the people of Royal Oak snap pictures talking about how they wish they could be less boring. Annnd with that in mind, I'd love to also see a Corner Kid revival, but I don't think that will happen because Royal Oak is now called Birmingham and preppy mindless sheeple have taken over. I still go and sit, on the corner, waiting and waiting for people to come back that will never come, in the process going out of my way to make the yuppies feel as harassed and uncomfortable as humanly possible. This is war...and we were here FIRST. Why can't we have just ONE city? They fucking own everything else as it is, those rich miserable fucks.

One of the job requirements of being a moderator for DGN is being incredibily loose. I read it in the pamphlet that Troy published and makes us read called "Moderating for Dummies" .

On Sundays I go to the Church of St. Mattress always leaving very refreshed and awakened.

Don't scare him away THAT fast, Brenda, he'll find out on his own! I kid, obviously if I didn't love this board and helping out by helping to keep the peace, I wouldn't be a moderator myself. ANNND I'm sure StormKnight is prime moderator material! Was rooting for you the whole the time, buddy . I can begin the hazing now? *grabs a box of Aunt Jemima mix and a burlap sack *

Man, the more I workout the more I feel like He-Man. What does that feel like, you wonder? It feels like having sex with a tractor trailer in a parking lot while it's on FIRE (you know you want to)!

Typing and listening to some Pac.

Those are mine...you cannot has .

Waiting on Contantin's ass to get over here! WTF! 23 going on 80 I tell ya. Other than that, we have a few friends over, are going to be consuming gin, among other things, and most likely you will see me resurface in the Intoxicated Posting Thread sometime later tonight.

Yes, which will surely send me one step closer to becoming...ROBOCHER: The world shall not be able to handle this.

Ahhh, gotcha. I know doing that won't tone me, or help with weight loss, because my muscles have surpassed that point of being ripped years ago. My own body weight isn't enough to work me out anymore, unless we're talking push-ups and sit ups while I hold weights across my chest. BUT...what it will help with is my balance, which is great news because I'm a clumsy motherfucker. In turn, helping out my balance should help out my DDR skills. Oh, and did I mention my computer chair is the Great Satan? Sitting on the exercise ball all day is sounding better and better. Thanks for the tip, I'll have to try it and see if I can finally bump myself up fully from 7 step difficulty to 8 step in a week (I'm already teetering on the border as it is, I just need a little more ummph to push my skill over). I also play the game with 10 lb weights around my ankles, that in itself was enough to train me to the point where I was finally able to make the transition from Standard (which I was seemingly stuck on for the longest time, about a year) to Heavy mode. Maybe the combination of the ball and the weights will make my mastery improve even more, maybe up to 10 step, and MAYBE up to tournaments again so I can quit my job and make money playing DDR . Pipe dreaming, I know, but it can happen because you can make good money performing. I'll let y'all know!

Like those exercise balls? As in the fancy pink one I just got for Christmas? How do you effectively work out your legs and buns while sitting? Interested in how that works, 'cause I'm lazy sometimes and my computer chair sucks ass anyway. I'd rather sit on an exercise ball and get a workout instead of flailing backwards onto the ground due to my hate-infused computer chair, whom apparantly I wronged somehow, causing my friends to laugh at me each and everytime. Why does my once beloved and fancy computer chair want me to die all of a sudden after having it for four years with no problems, only for it to rebel within the last 9 months? No it's not furniture adolescence, as much sense as that makes, I'll explain. I had a fairly obese girl, I'm talking 300 lbs, sit on it just ONCE, which caused the wheel to break off instantly, sending it shooting across my basement like a bullet traveling at the speed of sound. Thanks to this particular girl's talent, when anyone tries to use my computer the Seat of 1,000 Concussions (as we dotingly call it now) became forever boobie-trapped and will send you flying back-of-the-head down to the basement concrete with a SMACK! when you least expect it (i.e. just after a joint/beer). This happens to Pest probably 3-4 times a week. I sit in the chair so much that I have not falling out of it down to a near art. That's why I hate my computer chair and since the wheel-breaking incident, it has managed to destroy everything that is good in my life. Same person broke my futon with the help of our friend Timata, who is 280 lbs himself, and combined with the 300 extra pounds this person was carrying around? The futon didn't stand a chance. The moment that both of them decided it would be perfectly logical to sit down simultaneously was the moment the futon permanently transformed itself into a day-bed. Apparantly neither of them understand physics all that well, too bad it was all of my once-nice furniture that had to pay the price for it.

Skinny! Also somewhat mentally enlightened, but what else is new?

I'm trying to watch what I eat, so at Burger King tonight I got a Jr. Whopper instead of the real deal. Who said this dieting stuff is hard?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMFG OMFG!! HAS;DFJASLDFJL;ASJKDFL;ASFJK! SO mad at you right now...ruined my night . You poor poor man....

Rubbing my body trying to encourage it to be skinnier, fucking slacker body, wtf...

WELL...572 calories in only 20-30 minutes of my time, Chernobyl FTW! For anyone curious as to what that amounts to, I burned 32 more calories than a Big Mac. I think this calls for some McDonald's!! w00t! Okay...okaaaay....maybe an apple?