You all didn't get to see this because it was in PM, but I thought I'd share:
(An exchange between me and Phee about dinner)
Phee:
Hmmm *ponders* how about that one place.... acutally no... they don't serve food there.... there is always... um... wait that was a massage parlor so that won't work...
Um... can I meet you guys somewhere?
Me:
......... not if you don't tell me where .......
Phee:
ummm.... er... jiffy lube? no wait... steak and shake?
Me:
I'm game! No ... wait ... am I getting an oil change or dinner?