Tacohitts

How to stay single...

Don't be a felon

stay out of prison

be honest and respectful

being nice

don't be a druggie/loser

Avantages

No one to bitch at you

you can enjoy total complete antisocialism when you want too

You can work more,enjoy family and friends more often.

if you don't want to be single

then the first top five will do.

thats just how society is.

Wait till they ban your right to free speech 100% you won't be able to complain about anything without getting arrested,LOL! It will happen, this is not a country it's a corporation,gotta enjoy sarcasm,btw welding fumes,farts,and factory smoke are safer to inhale

I like walking drunk,good luck cracking down on that,they cannot impound your shoes,I have yet to see them arrest 45 people in one night for walking trashed on a sidewalk esp when they are just going home and not causing any issues

taking a dump

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Dubai-Tower/ss/events/lf/120209dubaitower;_ylt=ArZ87.Z0HEPh9K8rw.urGHqaK8MA#photoViewer=/091127/photos_ts_afp/971738c24440846fd4bdf252fe38b993

over a half mile high!!

The reality of the Jetson's is here.

Full Metal Jacket

Animal Mother: You a photographer?

Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.

Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?

Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.

Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.

Private Joker: Well they call me Joker.

Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Private Joker: Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.

Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Fu&k Granmole Yes I would say that right to that bitches face,it's just like assisted suicide is illegal,gotta keep that tax payer alive so they can be ripped off,I just can't wait for freedom of speech to be fully banned,(off topic rant)I own my body not them,let me save myself from myself I don't need the help

so let me guess,its less harmful to put your mouth over an exhaust pipe than it is to smoke a cigarette,hmm I can see the comparison of apples and oranges.oh don't forget that welding smoke and factory smokestack smoke is also less harmful as well,lets throw some radon in there for good measure.

might be the cause of the CC mystery cheese

When it comes to any public place I use foot action instead,flush the toilet with your foot,open the door with your foot,turn on/off the light switch with your foot,it can be done,don't use your hands if you can help it,there are just too many disgusting filthy people around these days

Xylene is an alternative cleaner as well,kills all funk and then some.

CC has a coating of "MYSTERY CHEESE" its everywhere

Don't forget about semen, that's a big one.

That falls under the "other crap" layer,LOL!

anything that is dropped on the CC floor is immediately garbage,at work if I drop

a piece of candy on the shop floor,I'll still eat it,if its wrapped,I'll take toxic oil coolant over CC funk anytime,LOL!!

The floor of City Club

Either way they still get paid lots of money to be losers,LOL!!

that funk that is all over CC is called "smegma"

its all over the club

frumunda the chairs and tables

to all over the floor.

its a mixture of beer,pop,spit,ashes,puke

and many other things that can't be described

yes that place could use a major dose of Clorox Bleach

Just like Harpo's

why I won't sit on any couches

Just wait till they tell you you cannot smoke walking down the side walk,they do that in Cali,and your own home,but its ok for certain corporations to spew their toxic crap in the air which is way worse,I breath aluminum oxide and oil coolant mist every day at work,IMO I think that is worse than cigarette smoke,I really would like to call every lawmaker an asshole POS and Granmole a c&nt,I wonder if I can get in trouble for,saying that,LOL!!(sarcastic)carry on

in a few years

single for life is fine for me,the stereotypical bs thrown at people who are single is bullshit,carry on

Wonder what ever happened to the antidepressant "Meratran" its no longer around

Writing down names of people I hate that like to slander false crap about me and others I am friends with on a shit list,yes a few of them are from here and there ,ha ha ha!

Tired

I really hate dwellers,well there are a few that I am deleting and blocking from here on my myspace,I despise anyone who purposely ignores someones good side,and only dwells on their bad side,see ya,ha ha ha!!!

Don't you just love the disgusting society in this country is,and how it's getting worse,I hate most humans