Zerothehero

Ok, you people aint plan on fucking these cows right?

Throwing my shit bucket at troys house!

Sorry buddy, but these ladies are attracted to my poo here. You need to find a different territory.

Ice queen, care to go on a date with me? I have vanilla ice's album "to the extreme" on casette.

Thats right darque! Bitch's these days all be thinking that there shit dont stink......Let me tell you mine sure as hell stink though.

And it be smellin like roses too.

I know what you mean, its always my shit bucket and I.

Those damn fancy restaurants keep kicking me out because I have to bring my shit bucket with me.

My boogers that got crusty in my nose.

Lets just say theres a reason why its considered "exit only". However I DO give a rim job to a chick though. *winks* In case of diarrhea squirts I have to have a bucket prepared so I dont have to rush to the bathroom.

If she dont want me then hey thats fine. At least im still available for all you fine ladys! Oh, and I would also like to mention that im highly experienced in gaming, such as WOW. I have over 5'000 gold in that online game im willing to offer.

Its ok, I already had to tell a few people on here so that they know that in order for me to attend at certain events I have to be prepared with some TP.

How did you find a picture of me?

Hey there cutie pie. Care to give zero here a chance? I have a tree house thats filled with termites we can spend a lovely dinner in, also a cardboard box attached to my wagon that I could pick you up from your house with that only goes less than 5 miles per hour. I dont have any condoms in my tree house but however I can always use one of the milky way candy bar wrappers laying around. Hehe, theres a reason that im always less than number one. So how about it toots?

Oh c'mon everyone! Dont be so black&white! I know, lets sing a song!! *starts singing "we are family" and swinging left and right of the room while clapping and snapping fingers*

I think I have to go potty.