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Which lawn? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...yes, my head IS in the gutter....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now, go mow your lawn dammit!

Nope! Hours...until I go home..... I am not diggin werk today..... =( :doh :sleeping

Fruit Bat = RABIES! No,. Kittens....

The works please, extra pickles too got that? Can you hear me? You got that? Extra pickles?

Spent my weekend taking care of my sick hubby....while the world was partying =( Didn't go to the DGN party, didn't go to CC, didn't do a damn thing.... Oh well. I love my husband. He's most important.

4 down , 4 to go

You have won an all expense paid trip to..... HELL! :devil Your trip will include the following accomodations! 1st you will enjoy hours of endless tourture performed by Satan himself! After that, enjoy our Famouse Dinner buffet! Stocked and piled up with mountains of grissle and fat! Top it off with our special blood sauce! And for dessert, you have your choice of Ice Scream, or mucus cake! To top off the evening with a night filled with pain and sorrow by going to our luxurious spa where you can get the knots beaten out of you, have your hair pulled out and your eyeballs glazed with super glue! Hows that for you! Sound like fun?

Dear Troy: I just wanted to say that I really hope you are doing OK, and I hope that your recovery goes well. You have friends here, and you are no burden. If anyone has told you so, they are wrong. So you fell back a bit. So has many. At least you can admit that to yourself, and also to others, whereas you could internally let it destroy you. You made the fisrt step, and that is really great Troy. Don't allow something like this destroy your soul. Please don't judge me by posting this, but I thought this might help. I would like to believe that I am so athiest and all, but in desperate times of need, I have always found myself turning to scripture for inner comfort. :fear 2 Timothy 3:1-7 1 But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, self-assuming, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, 4 betrayers, headstrong, puffed up [with pride], lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godly devotion but proving false to its power; and from these turn away. 6 For from these arise those men who slyly work their way into households and lead as their captives weak women loaded down with sins, led by various desires, 7 always learning and yet never able to come to an accurate knowledge of truth. AND 1Peter 5:1-11 6 Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt YOU in due time; 7 while YOU throw all YOUR anxiety upon him, because he cares for YOU. 8 Keep YOUR senses, be watchful. YOUR adversary, the Devil, walks about like a roaring lion, seeking to devour [someone]. 9 But take YOUR stand against him, solid in the faith, knowing that the same things in the way of sufferings are being accomplished in the entire association of YOUR brothers in the world. 10 But, after YOU have suffered a little while, the God of all undeserved kindness, who called YOU to his everlasting glory in union with Christ, will himself finish YOUR training, he will make YOU firm, he will make YOU strong. 11 To him be the might forever. Amen. Please do not think I am trying to Preach or anything....I just feel that perhaps maybe since these words have helped me to see things in a different light, maybe it might help you as well?! :fear I wish you the Best Troy, and hope to see you back on the boards with your wonderful words of wisdom & kindness soon! :clover :clover

I am indifferent.... Why are you so mad at me? Dammit,. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! :erm :whistling

ooops outta order...never mind!

If they looked like His Mom, I'd be rich! Chocolate covered or would you rather have sprinkles? Which would be MOST enticing?

Albino.....but dyed fuschia..... will that work? would you buy?

Phee said No, I'd rather give you my sperm..... So she reluctantly gave in and they screwed for a while....

Hmmm.. Little furry rodent with a nubb tail and has large teeth.... Ham"P"ster. Defined enough for ya?

no...deep fired Hamster on a stick.. thank you. Should I patent?

to get my rocks off with a new invention The invention was rad, and cool and unique....

Contemplating....cophee, tea, or hot chocolate? I have my options today!

Well, you better get all gothed up if you want the respect of the detroit"GOTHIC"net people! Namely...me,.... :erm

YAY! I just scheduled an appointment to have some wisdom teeth ripped out of my head! I have a whole month to think about it! Doesn't that sound like fun? :doh

I am sending you good vibes! :clover :clover

Fleas will lay eggs in the carpet and in other things. The eggs can last for weeks, months..... You may have to consider bombing the house! I used to get bit by fleas all the time too when I had dogs many moons ago.

Why you little...you better RUN RUN mstrbeau RUN!

Not in the office I am at...Will keep ears out Going to any shows anytime soon?

Pondering the Luna idea??????????? Hmmmm *scraching chin* Work still going crazy for you?

Kisses brenda's knee.