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Uh, yeah. ^ What he said, or happy birthday.

Well, it's a pretty lame excuse anyway, since it really takes considerably longer to get the stuff out of my system than just one day. Yet, I have many stressors in play recently, both positive and negative, and I haven't been that vigilant about taking my daily dose for the last couple of weeks. It plays off like this: first, I'm too shy to post and an hour later, I'm corrupting Eevee with insidious images, saying things not quite as tactfully as I would generally try to construct them, etc. In other words, my impulses and inhibitions are slightly whack. So, if I offend someone, please know that it is NOT intentional and there is NO ill will behind it.

Hello, newcomer! Welcome to DGN.

Yay! *pat on the back* You did good!

Are my posts a little off-color? Guess who forgot to take her medicine!

Please don't say "blood" in such close succession to "penis." It makes me ache in sympathy with whomever was just beheaded. Ew.

As well you should be. Yays!

Oh, well, we probably wouldn't get along then. Not only do I write fiction, but I creatively retell life events, keeping most of the facts true, but with embellishments to enhance effect, quite often. It's just more interesting that way. But if it comes down to a situation where the strictest honesty is required, I keep it straight and narrow. See, to me, truth is relative. Facts don't tell the whole truth, because there is some element of the inescapable filter that is our experience. Some of the coloring from these filters can give a story that is "truther" than the "truth" and tells you more than the facts ever will. I don't lie, though, except when tact demands it and the blowout from the miffed feelings is much worse than the predictable fallout from having creatively expressed approval or declining comment whatsoever, as in the 'does this make me look fat?' scenario. Besides, what I think pisses you off really is when someone tells a lie that is obvious, apparently at first to gain your admiration, but then insults your intelligence by keeping up the charade when you have asked for clarification. Or when someone manipulates the truth to get something from you dishonestly, or, by their lies, harms you or another person close to you. And that, I agree, sucks.

You know, I would agree with you there, except that I must distinguish between my shit and somebody else's, cuz my shit don't stink.

What an incredibly bold choice of first post! Kudos to you! And welcome. And yes, penis. Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis. And that's still not enough dick.

Sorry. I was not meaning to be pissy. I meant it kind of joking, but rereading it, I can see that I came off that way. I'm deleting the earlier post. Anyway, I did read up that their computer should be mended maybe as soon as tomorrow, so we will get our fix of the Rev and OMG soon, at last. And, LOS, I am sorry.

Anywhere Spook wraps his arms around me feels like home.

That was fun. Thanks!

Omigod! That cat is about to deflate her tits!

It raised THIS pertinent question in my mind.

Why hasn't somebody applied the technology of this: to one of these?

Um, when powering a rabbit, you would be surprised how quickly a battery can be drained.

^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! My eyeballs!

THAT would be fine with me. No, I was referencing murder/suicide.

Actually, I was operating him. I had hold of his controller.

Welcome, jcheeka. We don't just idly post in the events/concerts thread. Most of us post things we plan to attend ourselves. If something meets your interest, invite yourself along, and, please, don't be shy about asking to meet up/hang out at said events. If you are feeling shy about it, though, the weekly DGN night at City is likely the easiest place to meet us.

Well, that can be arranged with certainty, but that sounds a bit icky.

I thought these paragraphs were the funniest: