StormKnight

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

That isn't a blow. That is a screwing (over.) Who the hell has been telling food places about my eating habits?

"Would you like a free strawberry lemonade? We made an extra one." Me: Oh, why thank you.

*headdesk* Yeah, I set myself up for that one.

I agree. For going out into space, yes, this would be ideal to store a few rolls for the craving. But sushi is either finger food or chopsticks...not tube food. Even *I* don't take in sushi like that. I am plenty fast enough with fingers and chopsticks. I know people have seen me eat the stuff who can testify.

Like my sleep is getting worse.

I think I am screwed on this one.

Hello, hello!

You know, that would be just about the way my luck would run. That poor guy.

This sucks. This royally sucks.

Dear gods...that is gods-awful. If you are going to expose the toes, expose the ankles as well. The Aesthetic Court deems these people guilty of bad taste. Their punishment shall be marched through the streets of Detroit wearing joke-catcher hairdos from the '80s, lime-green leisure suits from the '70s, and singing one-hit wonders songs from both decades at the tops of their lungs. *gavel bangs*

Like I need a real lucky break.

As if people didn't know from the Redhead Appreciation thread.

Here is something I found that was just both cute and gruesome. Contemplating Reiko I am in a twisted mood, neh?

stiff and sore from running...I hate getting old.

Hello

Happy Birthday!

Hello hello!

The phone that never rings...

Not that one would guess. ... I confess a man has got to have dreams and fantasies. Well, don't they?

mp3's. After dealing with the damned things when I was doing radio DJ way back when, 8-tracks and their broadcast equivalent of carts were a pain in the ass to work with. Vinyl and CDs were much better for me to cue. Special Edition Star Wars or Original Edition Star Wars?