phee Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here is the idea: In an effort to prevent frustration, flamewars, name calling, calling out, picking on, etc.... I offer myself PHEE... to represent the focus of all frustration for the board... In other words, lets say you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and you really want to vent without naming names or pissing people off... well now you can by posting: "Goddamnit Phee!!! You are such a prick, and don't treat me right, I am so glad I dumped you, and your stupid ass friends, I know the sex was amazing but you are just such a bad person... Fuck you Phee!!!" Or say another DGNr has really pissed you off, and you don't want to be a jerk: "Your opinions are both uneducated and retarded Phee, I hope you get hit by a truck and then as you lay on the road a racoon with herpies rapes your broken body... I hate you Phee" So there you have it, please refrain from using things that would "out" the actual person IE: "Phee you live at 4832 Birdsong Lane in Milford, and I hate your little brother Jack" because then we could figure out what you are talking about glad to help -Phee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Oh, this is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 OK I will start.... Look PHEE you scabby prick, I hate your opionions on music, your musical tastes make we want to get a root canal just so I can hear the sounds of the drill to distract me from the imagined sound of what I think your music collection would sound like.... you cluster fuck smegma breathed donkey rapist.... damn you PHEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Goddamn Phee! Can't even spell "rapist!" Too much piss-poor grammar!! Oh yeah, bad mod too. Can't think for himself! Maybe I should take over DGN. Wah! It's all YOUR fault!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Good job Brenda.... I will do another... PHEE, I hate you with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, give me back my dignity, you brownie chasing matchbox 20 fan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I just have one question. Just what is a fuckstick? Sounds like something I might like. :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 sorry phee. while your idea is good and all, i find it hard to believe anyone can be mean to you without any reason. and if they do, i will beat them with that fuckstick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I just have one question. Just what is a fuckstick? Sounds like something I might like. :laughing Ask The Dark... he christened me with that label Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ask The Dark... he christened me with that label <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh so basically if someone is mean to you i said i would then beat them WITH you? hmm that won't work.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Sure it would... wait i have no idea what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 i SAID if someone is MEAN to you, i will BEAT them with the fuckstick. since YOU ARE the fuckstick i CAN'T do that. it would be mean and well... it just won't work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ah.... I see.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 A fuckstick is someone who stalls a conversation/argument with crap that has little or nothing (mostly nothing) at all to do with the conversation/argument. It has to be habitual behavior to qualify as being a Fuckstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 A fuckstick is someone who stalls a conversation/argument with crap that has little or nothing (mostly nothing) at all to do with the conversation/argument. It has to be habitual behavior to qualify as being a Fuckstick. Like this: You know Dark, in the first sentence, you did not capitalize the word "fuckstick" and in the last sentence you did use caps... how are we supposed to take anything you say seriously if you cannot even be consistant with your typing? (That is me being a fuckstick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 no that is just you being a smart ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Anyway: PHEE you big slut, why did you fuck all my friends.... you basement dwelling imbicile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 isn't the point to let OTHER people rip on you, not you rip on yourself? fuckstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Yes... but only brenda has so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDufus Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Yes... but only brenda has so far <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You fucking fuck! Thanks. I feel a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 You fucking fuck! Thanks. I feel a lot better. There you go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 omg ... can't breathe ... laughing ... sooooo ... hard ... Although I've been well prepared for this ... it's just not as funny until you see it in print. *sigh* I don't think I could ever take out my frustrations out on Phee though (and I have an awful lot). He's been too nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 omg ... can't breathe ... laughing ... sooooo ... hard ... Although I've been well prepared for this ... it's just not as funny until you see it in print. *sigh* I don't think I could ever take out my frustrations out on Phee though (and I have an awful lot). He's been too nice. You can... just make a way that is fun for both of us :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 You can... just make a way that is fun for both of us :grin <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I ... I ... uhh ... fuck! ... I can't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I ... I ... uhh ... fuck! ... I can't do it. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 ??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't say anything negative ...I just can't do it. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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