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I learned 3 things from some of my favorite movies that I consider very important for survival.

1- If you're not sure what it is, just shoot it in the head. Twice if possible. If you have no gun, familiarize yourself with large portable blunt objects.

2- If there is a crazy person/people or a supernatural force to be dealt with, it's going to get the virgin. Probably easily, probably first, and most definitely in a manner quite gruesome.

3- Do **NOT** Fuck with Samuel L Jackson.

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I learned 3 things from some of my favorite movies that I consider very important for survival.

1- If you're not sure what it is, just shoot it in the head. Twice if possible. If you have no gun, familiarize yourself with large portable blunt objects.

2- If there is a crazy person/people or a supernatural force to be dealt with, it's going to get the virgin. Probably easily, probably first, and most definitely in a manner quite gruesome.

3- Do **NOT** Fuck with Samuel L Jackson.

I think that's like commandments 11 through 13.

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