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Thought I'd save some money and have my mom cut my hair... and it looks like shiiiiiiiiiiit.

First its way to short, but not even short enough to look like its a "short haircut" just looks like some douchebag that actually has short hair but was too lazy to get it cut for a few months.

I'm not picky about haircuts , i almost never comlain about them but damn this looks like crap... and its sort of, i guess "shaggy" looking bleh.

*shakes angry fist*

Guess it gives me something totally unimportant to be stressed out about instead of the usual doom and gloom lol. Ugh.

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We can get cyber-industrial up in this shit and I can throw some multi-colored dreads in your hair :evil:.

We can get cyber-industrial up in this shit and I can throw some multi-colored dreads in your hair :evil:.
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Stop it people he just needs to go bald and that is final...men only need hair on the chest!

Unless you're dating me, none of my men are allowed to have hair on the chest :tongue:.

Unless you're dating me, none of my men are allowed to have hair on the chest :tongue:.
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Unless you're dating me, none of my men are allowed to have hair on the chest :tongue:.

Well fortunately I am dating nobody... :confused: ...and they let me have my chest hair.

Plus it can't be removed...all the modern tools of man shatter when put to the challenge and the EPA has this thing against destroying forests I think...

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Nair it! Or just shave it...bald is better!

Man I've threatened to shave all this crap off so many times its not funny. I have dry skin and if i could just shave all this nonsense off and then get some moisturizer... woot. Problem is I have this big light-bulb shaped head, wouldn't look so hot I don't think. Although for some reason people seem to like to rub bald peoples heads, could be fun.

Murray's Pomade fixes everything - you could comb your hair into a pomp 'til it grows long again.

Guy I used to be buddies with told me to buy that stuff like 10 years ago, used it for a long time when my hair was shorter.

We can get cyber-industrial up in this shit and I can throw some multi-colored dreads in your hair :evil:.

Would have to be an ASS-TON of them to cover up the thinned out area.

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