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I'm outside, looking like a crackhead standing on the corner probably scaring the neighbors just waiting. It's cold 🥶 

That's insane! I mean maybe start administering tests? Like if you can't identify an open door you may have to be weeded out of the candidate pool. 

~~~~~ I totally feel you.  One time I literally caught the UPS driver posting the "Sorry" note on my screen door because the front door was wide open...and he missed it?!?

This UPS man wants to play with me! He literally came here after he allegedly came here yesterday and some time between the time I was posting about this yesterday until about a half hour ago left a sorry I missed you slip with the delivery notice number on it from yesterday not today,  I called and they said only one delivery attempt has been made to this address and that was yesterday. Omg this bitch ass muthafucker has got for real jokes.