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The above comments made me chuckle, in spite of myself.

Who's gonna wake me up at four in the morning out of a dead sleep, selling Orange-Glo and Oxi-Clean, now??

Does anyone care to start a pitchman death pool? My cash goes on the "Free Money" guy.

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That man had an epic beard and a set of pipes that every businessman on a cellphone would die for...

Are you tired of learning a celeb is dead only to find out that others know about it already?!?! Well this new product will fix that in a snap...its the PAPARAZZI SADDLE! Ride these bloodsucking assholes everywhere and never miss a beat!

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That man had an epic beard and a set of pipes that every businessman on a cellphone would die for...

Are you tired of learning a celeb is dead only to find out that others know about it already?!?! Well this new product will fix that in a snap...its the PAPARAZZI SADDLE! Ride these bloodsucking assholes everywhere and never miss a beat!

I don't agree with you on much but seriously... :rofl:

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I wonder when Keith (Richards) is gonna go.

I'm guessing sometime after i do

Keith already went...heis just pickled with all the things he has done over the years...

I am going to put my money on the fat dude from Malcom in the Middle...

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Okay so wait.... I get it.... David Caredine was having sex with Michael Jackson when Billy Mays walked in and sold them some stuff from TV, then Farrah Faucet killed Kennedy in... wait... um...

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Okay so wait.... I get it.... David Caredine was having sex with Michael Jackson when Billy Mays walked in and sold them some stuff from TV, then Farrah Faucet killed Kennedy in... wait... um...

Then Ed McMann got a ticket on the Titanic... I think

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