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PWABTEEOAOLIRO pubcrawl has officially been changed to LNALFSWISTOFFHB, pubcrawl for this evening.

A few people who said they were going bailed because they've been deluded into thinking there's actually people more important than us DGN'ers. (And geez it's not like you haven't seen all of us in the last 2 days :) )

So for anyone interested in this DGN ladies night extravaganza, give a holler so I don't show up by myself and get laughed at and beat to the floor inside the joint.

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PWABTEEOAOLIRO pubcrawl has officially been changed to LNALFSWISTOFFHB, pubcrawl for this evening.

A few people who said they were going bailed because they've been deluded into thinking there's actually people more important than us DGN'ers. (And geez it's not like you haven't seen all of us in the last 2 days :) )

So for anyone interested in this DGN ladies night extravaganza, give a holler so I don't show up by myself and get laughed at and beat to the floor inside the joint.

LNALFSWISTOFFHB?

Ladies Night At Lily's For...Single Women...? Huh?

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Yeah, apparently by myself :beer: <---- all by his self

I'm going to pretend I'm doing a restaurant review and act really snooty with the staff.

Since it's "Ladies Night," maybe you'll get lucky too. :ohmy:

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So, did anyone go to Lily's last night?

D00des,

LNALFSWISTOFFHB pubcrawl at Lily's was a hit!!!!!

It mostly stayed pretty awesome for the first half hour until everyone figured out that it wasn't really ladies night. Then the eyes of the rest of the DGN'ers turned upon me with scorn and lo, was the retribution turned upon me swift and terrible.

They started asking, "Dude, what's up with all the males here? This is no ladies night, we've been had!"

I tried to distract their attention and slip out the back door but my fate was already sealed.

Nienna grabbed my by the shirt collar and smashed a bottle of Jimmy Beam over my cranium. I stumbled around trying to get my bearings and Greyhalo bounced by head off the bar 6-7 times. Before I could catch my balance, Aequorea did a reverse foot-sweep on me and dropped me to the floor. She followed with a brutal Big-Hogan-Leg-Drop By this time it had become a no holds barred brawl that was heavily one sided. I started crawling for the door in desperation, but was stopped dead in my tracks when Ice Queen wrapped her whip around my throat and brutally whipped me back into the jukebox. Jynxxxed Angel walked over, put on some Pantera and smashed her knee into my face repeatedly making the back of my skull bounce off of the juke box. Hunhee tagged in and grabbed me by what little bit of hair I have left and raked her spurs across my mouth. She continued the assault by grabbing me in a reverse headlock and suplexing me onto a table smashing it to pieces. My face was bleeding, my head was throbbing and dizzy and I knew I had to escape soon. As I slowly rolled over hoping for a few seconds of mercy Bernadette launched herself off of the bar and dropped a Macho elbow on to the side of my nugget.

At this point my head was swimming, my body was wracked with pain, and I slowly staggered to my feet. I saw TaysteeWonderBunny, and knowing her to be a kind soul, I petitioned her for mercy that I might live to see another day. I could not have been more wrong. She rushed toward me with her arm extended clotheslining me and spinning me backwards head over heels. I finally knew I was down for the count.

I was barely conscious and I felt myself taken in a cold iron grip. Chernobyl leered over top of me and threw me 10 smacks across the mouth as the rest of the DGN'ers counted "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10"

Chernobyl leaned close and said, "You don't ever fuckin' lie about ladies night, punk." And with a headbutt to the snout, I was down for the count.

Awesome birthday celebration.

they all privately messaged me and said I owe them all dinner now.

I am Salley's Detroit Lions style losing streak.

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D00des,

LNALFSWISTOFFHB pubcrawl at Lily's was a hit!!!!!

It mostly stayed pretty awesome for the first half hour until everyone figured out that it wasn't really ladies night. Then the eyes of the rest of the DGN'ers turned upon me with scorn and lo, was the retribution turned upon me swift and terrible.

They started asking, "Dude, what's up with all the males here? This is no ladies night, we've been had!"

I tried to distract their attention and slip out the back door but my fate was already sealed.

Nienna grabbed my by the shirt collar and smashed a bottle of Jimmy Beam over my cranium. I stumbled around trying to get my bearings and Greyhalo bounced by head off the bar 6-7 times. Before I could catch my balance, Aequorea did a reverse foot-sweep on me and dropped me to the floor. She followed with a brutal Big-Hogan-Leg-Drop By this time it had become a no holds barred brawl that was heavily one sided. I started crawling for the door in desperation, but was stopped dead in my tracks when Ice Queen wrapped her whip around my throat and brutally whipped me back into the jukebox. Jynxxxed Angel walked over, put on some Pantera and smashed her knee into my face repeatedly making the back of my skull bounce off of the juke box. Hunhee tagged in and grabbed me by what little bit of hair I have left and raked her spurs across my mouth. She continued the assault by grabbing me in a reverse headlock and suplexing me onto a table smashing it to pieces. My face was bleeding, my head was throbbing and dizzy and I knew I had to escape soon. As I slowly rolled over hoping for a few seconds of mercy Bernadette launched herself off of the bar and dropped a Macho elbow on to the side of my nugget.

At this point my head was swimming, my body was wracked with pain, and I slowly staggered to my feet. I saw TaysteeWonderBunny, and knowing her to be a kind soul, I petitioned her for mercy that I might live to see another day. I could not have been more wrong. She rushed toward me with her arm extended clotheslining me and spinning me backwards head over heels. I finally knew I was down for the count.

I was barely conscious and I felt myself taken in a cold iron grip. Chernobyl leered over top of me and threw me 10 smacks across the mouth as the rest of the DGN'ers counted "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10"

Chernobyl leaned close and said, "You don't ever fuckin' lie about ladies night, punk." And with a headbutt to the snout, I was down for the count.

Awesome birthday celebration.

they all privately messaged me and said I owe them all dinner now.

I am Salley's Detroit Lions style losing streak.

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There is an irony to that, because I'm celebrating my birthday with a sammich from subway and cleaning my room.

I got ditched.

You guys did do just about everything but spank me.

Well, had you told us it was your birthday, we would have made more of an effort. I would have told my friend to walk to Ann Arbor from the airport instead of picking him up and driving him there. Calix would have told her Uncle Dick to stick himself because her pal Mean Salley requested her company at Lily's for birthday beers. Nienna would have risked her health to come drink with you for your birthday. But, you didn't even mention your special day until yesterday afternoon and then complained that you were going to be all alone because your friends suck.

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Well, had you told us it was your birthday, we would have made more of an effort. I would have told my friend to walk to Ann Arbor from the airport instead of picking him up and driving him there. Calix would have told her Uncle Dick to stick himself because her pal Mean Salley requested her company at Lily's for birthday beers. Nienna would have risked her health to come drink with you for your birthday. But, you didn't even mention your special day until yesterday afternoon and then complained that you were going to be all alone because your friends suck.

No, I got ditched today by other people who are NOT DGN'ers, I had a pretty good idea that the gig at Lily's was unlikely to happen, I just thought it was funny that people wanted to know how it went, so I had to make a worthy account.

I already had plans with said people, NOT from DGN, that's why I didn't say anything about today.

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No, I got ditched today by other people who are NOT DGN'ers, I had a pretty good idea that the gig at Lily's was unlikely to happen, I just thought it was funny that people wanted to know how it went, so I had to make a worthy account.

I already had plans with said people, NOT from DGN, that's why I didn't say anything about today.

OK, then us DGNers are off the hook, right?

Sorry about your other friends today. Birthdays are overrated anyway. I spent mine in an antibiotic-induced haze this year. Subway is yummy.

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Happy belated birthday!! :)

Lol, I think that's where the confusion came in. Today is my birthday, yesterday was not. I was just setting the background for another outrageous story, unless of course it's already tomorrow in England, in which case, it is a belated birthday.

me shuts up now

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Let's be serious for a moment.

Seriously, did anyone go to Lily's last night?

serious? NEVAR!!!!!!

No, no one went because I think it was still too much hassle as it was tucked in between Christmas and New Years, so everyone pretty much planned on another time.

I didn't take a fierce beat-down by the womens of DGN

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