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What Song Is Stuck In Your Head Right Now?


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The Grinch song.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

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Zombies-She's not there

Well, no one told me about her

The way she lied

Well, no one told me about her

How many people cried

But it's too late to say you're sorry

How would I know, why should I care?

Please don't bother trying to find her

She's not there

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked

The way she acts and the color of her hair

Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright

But she's not there

Well, no one told me about her

What could I do?

Well, no one told me about her

Though they all knew

But it's too late to say you're sorry

How would I know, why should I care?

Please don't bother trying to find her

She's not there

Well, let me tell you about the way she looked

The way she acts and the color of her hair

Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright

But she's not there

SOLO

But it's too late to say you're sorry

How would I know, why should I care?

Please don't bother trying to find her

She's not there

Well, let me tell you about the way she looked

The way she acts and the color of her hair

Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright

But she's not there

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every year about this time I always get the rolling stones paint it black stuck in my head. They were my grandmas favorite when she was alive and it will be two years that shes been gone this January 28th.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2VyquMAaM

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