Never made it to Royal Oak. Ended up getting towed to the service center after my brake stoppability dissolved in traffic. Fortunately, it was after the morning rush hour. Back in from Enterprise Rental and now it's grass cutting time.
They already have. As soon as I thought it was safe to take a poo, no sooner do I sit on the toilet, I get a message from her saying she's pooping too at like 9am this morning.