Dgn Aftermath - August 4th

[Morbid Side]

Despite it being stuffy in there I had a decent time. It was good to see the usual/unusuals again.

[nomi]

Well, I can honestly say, that my First time there was a BLast.

I loved it at CC. I met so many people.

I hope to go again sometime soon.

[Destroit]

I was there.. i saw all..remember half.. and had a great time!!!

BWHAHAHA That was the highlight right there, sitting in my little chair fully unaware and all of a sudden I hear "CHERNOOOBYL!" then it was to late as a half drunken Hunhee ran up and was like *SLAMHUG* and I'm all "oooopfh...it's nice to see you too!" Lol it was all good, I better get tackled at CC by you later...wait, that sounded a bit too saucy, well you know what I mean DRUNK POWER!

[crunchy_pickle (5)]

Crunchy Pickle - Are these pickles Vlasic? The old crutches-gets-the-babes trick, good work. *takes notes from the master*

Hahaha that's awesome brother. God I wish I didn't need these damn things right now. My swelling still hasn't gone down, so I can't even get it casted yet! By the time this is possible I may be looking at rebreaking and/or surgery and I"m paying this all OUT OF POCKET! Ack.

On another note, do you know anyone that might be interested in shooting a documentary on how to approach women, if I wrote the script, and of course kept most things random? I think this would be totally fun up until I hit on a DGN'r who has read this already. Maybe we could shoot at a place other than City Club? I don't know, I"m very interested in doing some documentaries both on corruption, and human relations.

I swear though, between you, Sean, and others calling me "the master", I'm going to turn a permanent shade of red man. I might have confidence and all, but I'm actually pretty shy in a lot of ways. It wasn't that long ago that I ran from beautiful women. Literally. I remember a few nights up their with my best friend Linda. I'd point out a hot girl, and she'd tell me to go talk to her. I'd shake my head and say "nuh uh" and walk the other way before she was tempted to act herself on my behalf lol.

hahahahaha i didn't know that was crunchy with the crutches! fuckin' hilarious!

the whole night i was thinking, "that guy's really hot if he legitimately needs crutches. if he just brought them to score chicks, that's super lame"

i mean i MIGHT'VE recognized you if i wasn't like... incapacitated

Dude, are you kidding me? I looked and still look like Chewbacca on crutches. I haven't shaved in over a week now, because I refuse to pull a balancing act in front of my sink, however it's to the point that I'm just going to have to shave in the bathtub and pray to God that it doesn't get clogged up lol. I was actually pretty happy for the attention I did get, because in all honesty my first thoughts upon arriving were "Fuck this is going to be one hell of a lonely and boring night". Believe it or not, my attempts at dancing and getting around in there were very tiring and painful. Not to mention, my crutch slipped twice on water in the bathroom and I landed right on my bad foot. I'm seriously hoping that's not WHY the swelling hasn't gone down.

I do however, appreciate the compliment and will completely blame it on your alcohol toxicity level.

LOL damn man, the crutches ever work?

In answer to your question, yes the crutches work. I have had 524598457349 hot women (ok maybe i'm exaggerating the number a little hehe) come up to me in the past week asking what happened, hitting on me, yada yada. I look like absolute shit right now too. No lie brother, I was almost captured by a Bigfoot expedition the other day...