EvilEve Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 would go shopping with her to purchase the 'perfect' tree to turn her into.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 ask him his advice on being w/ a roots type person tell her its a lifestyle that carries a certain degree of awkwardness for the wanderer and yet it opens the door to vast untapped personal potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 say to him: now thats what I call some serious fucking fat man tennis!!! (its good to be the fat man) by the way I'm Mc Enroe, or at least Jimmy Conners. I played Jimmy once, he was very gracious, but then again, he could be, he kicked my ass. Bring along a bottle of jager for the winner to share w/ the loser and crowd. I hope she's coming to watch then!! Hell Steven, we'll make T-Shirts that say "Will Serve and Volley for Jaeger Shots!" ask her where she's been all my life? (tennis and Jaeger.....odale) No kidding, when I get done playing, Brenda just tells me to "take a shower!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 tell him the jaegar will be waiting when he gets out of the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 tell her no peeking cause you know....shrinkage and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 remind him that Tom isn't my preferred cup of tea, and I don't want Brenda to hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 remind her that Brenda is the coolest woman on earth and has starboobies and all, but she's a kitty cat disguised as a cougar (unless you talk about her man's shrinkage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOREgeouslyDecorated Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 dance to evelator music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 place elevator music against synth-pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 dose it down with a steady stream of Zepplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Put the country music with the music of Eminem and then shoot the radio because we won't be able to stand listening to it for very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Play some cure and Ramstein to cure what ails her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Challenge the Zeppelin to some Hank Williams Snr, Hank Williams III, and Charlie Pride check mate her with some Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings....(Charlie Pride??!!! holy sheepshit we're reachign back now!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 swap in some g.w.a.r. when he isn't lookin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Get some G.W.A.R. blood and some freaky costumes, and scare the hell out of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Come up with some other genius ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Let him write the soundtrack for the movie/screenplay to be based on my forthcoming book. Ohhhh Yeah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Read his new book and then have a discussion on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 bring in some screenplay writing students to do the editing whilst we discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Cash in a few favors to get a month in the Insustrial Light and Magic studio for the special effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 act as a sounding board for crazy idea of the hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Laugh at her crazy ideas while tipping back a cold one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Kat P Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 scheme new ways to play up old ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana2di Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 go to the beach and get drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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