EvilEve

to fight the urge to hurt someone... when will it end?

arrange to have her pick up some abnormally large spiders to feed

keeps Thumper's head under his pillow, in case the twitterpated fairy comes to give him moneys.

either the color it turns just when the sun's about to set, or the color of the sky at 3am. how long have you gone without punching something?

greetings, and welcome to our little slice of chaos

was a zombie up until a year ago... still has the Grey tint to him... score one for the ladies!

get them a zombie

really depends on the mood i'm in... shoes/boots or sandles?

Possum Kingdom- Toadies Make up your mind Decide to walk with me Around the lake tonight Around the lake tonight By my side By my side I'm not gonna lie I'll not be a gentleman Behind the boathouse I'll show you my dark secret I'm not gonna lie I want you for mine My blushing bride My lover, be my lover yeah... Don't be afraid I don't mean to scare you So help me Jesus I can promise you You will stay as beautiful With dark hair And soft skin, forever Forever Make up your mind Make up your mind And I promise you I will treat you well My sweet angel So help me Jesus Give it up to me Give it up to me Do you wanna be My angel? Give it up to me Give it up to me Do you wanna be My angel? Give it up to me Give it up to me Do you wanna be My angel?! So help me! Be my angel Be my angel Be my angel Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? Well, I promise you I will treat you well My sweet angel So help me, Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus (*sighs*)

was turned into a newt... but he got better....

beat him with a feather... could take a while... *shrugs*

sounds good right about now... ever wonder why you had so many screwed up dreams even though you didn't watch/eat/drink anything that would give you those kinds of dreams?

reminds her to not forget the m&m's, and re-reminds her of what happened last time someone forgot the m&m's *shudders*

makes me wanna pummel him with frosting of doom

brings whip cream

give them red velvet cupcakes w/ chocolate sprinkles on top

Godsmack- Awake

hit her with home-made confetti consisting of little bats, and skulls, and other things that go bump in the night

what would you think if i told you i loved you like Jeffery Dohmer?

makes me want to smother her with a pillow.. in a good way?!!!!

suggest mint chocolate death... and have the little chocolate death pieces be shaped like bats

sling-shot,..... one of my ex's used mine as a hat... often.... where's a good place to get an authentic top hat?

suggest that the gang should use hangers as weapons...

i want to know what the hell i'm suppose to be doing in the grand scheme of things...

wondering why i'm sitting here thinking about 'boy'...