Ok, seriously guys, I just found out that most bars are putting an additive into their drinks. It's colorless, odorless, and is technically an acid! It's called Hydric Acid, or Dihydrogen Monoxide, and here are some of the risks involved in taking it!:
Death if inhaled, even in small quantities!
Severe tissue damage with exposure to its solid state!
And if taken in too high a dose, it may cause blurred vision, drowsiness, confusion, DELIRIUM(!), muscle cramps, and paralysis in half your body, maybe even death!
It's commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant, especially in nuclear power plants, in the production of BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS(!), a spray-on fire suppressant, and even the Church of Scientology uses it on themselves and their families! (Although they vehemently deny the claim that they use it) Do you really want this stuff in your body?!
This is seriously a big problem in most bars! They feel this additive is necessary in their drinks because it prevents dehydration from liquor and helps mitigate the next-day hangover, but is it REALLY worth the risks!?
Please, the next time you go to a bar, make sure that your bar tender DOES NOT ADD DIYHDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!
