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GRANTED!!!!!!!!! Your Producer has just arrived.... Arrived with bad news. Your director, your cameraman, and half your actors and actresses, have been killed in a plane crash. Your set, being built by the lowest bidder, has just crumbled into 1,000 tiny pieces. Your stagehands gave you the finger and walked off. But at least your Producer is there..... oh wait he just left to help George Lucas make his next monstrosity. I wish I knew who was coming for dinner.

Granted! You now know why men have nipples, why dogs have wet noses, and what really happens to your spirit when you die.... the horrifying details of true hell, and the real bliss that is heaven. Unfortunatly you also realize that for everything you know about death, you can't stop your own fate of going to hell. Enjoy the eternal fire! Until then the images of hell will never escape your mind and dreams. You cry at night catching glimpses of heaven, knowing you will never be accepted in. But look on the bright side..... you now know what happened on the grassy knoll, and what really happens at Area 51. I wish the world got rid of the monetary system.

I Know You - Henry Rollins I know you You were too short You had bad skin You couldn't talk to them very well Words didn't seem to work They lied when they came out of your mouth You tried so hard to understand them You wanted to be part of what was happening You saw them having fun And it seemed like such a mystery Almost magic Made you think that there was something wrong with you You'd look in the mirror and try to find it You thought that you were ugly And that everyone was looking at you So you learned to be invisible To look down To avoid conversation The hours, days, weekends Ah, the weekend nights alone Where were you? In the basement? In the attic? In your room? Working some job - just to have something to do. Just to have a place to put yourself Just to have a way to get away from them A chance to get away from the ones that made you feel so strange and ill at ease inside yourself Did you ever get invited to one of their parties? You sat and wondered if you would go or not For hours you imagined the scenarios that might transpire They would laugh at you If you would know what to do If you'd have the right things on If they would notice that you came from a different planet Did you get all brave in your thoughts? Like you going to be able to go in there and deal with it and have a great time. Did you think that you might be the life of the party? That all these people were gonna talk to you and you would find out that you were wrong? That you had a lot of friends and you weren't so strange after all? Did you end up going? Did they mess with you? Did they single you out? Did you find out that you were invited because they thought you were so weird? Yeah, I think I know you You spent a lot of time full of hate A hate that was pure sunshine A hate that saw for miles A hate that kept you up at night A hate that filled your every waking moment A hate that carried you for a long time Yes, I think I know you You couldn't figure out what they saw in the way they lived Home was not home Your room was home A corner was home The place they weren't, that was home I know you You're sensitive and you hide it because you fear getting stepped on one more time It seems that when you show a part of yourself that is the least bit vulnerable someone takes advantage of you One of them steps on you They mistake kindliness for weakness But you know the difference You've been the brunt of their weakness for years And strength is something you know a bit about because you had to be strong to keep yourself alive You know yourself very well now And you don't trust people You know them too well You try to find that special person Someone you can be with Someone you can touch Someone you can talk to Someone you don't feel so strange around And you find that they don't really exist You feel closer to people on movie screens Yeah, I think I know you You spend a lot of time daydreaming And people have made comment to that effect Telling you that you're self involved, and self centred But they don't know, do they? About the long night shifts alone About the years of keeping yourself company All the nights you wrapped your arms around yourself so you could imagine someone holding you The hours of indecision, self doubt The intense depression The blinding hate The rage that made you stagger The devastation of rejection Well, maybe they do know But if they do, they sure do a good job of hiding it It astounds you how they can be so smooth How they seem to pass through life as if life itself was some divine gift And it infuriates you to watch yourself with your apparent skill at finding every way possible to screw it up For you life is a long trip Terrifying and wonderful Birds sing to you at night The rain and the sun the changing seasons are true friends Solitude is a hard won ally, faithful and patient Yeah, I think I know you

A car that guzzles more than it's share at $4.00 a gallon. And SALTED NUTS!!!!!! Yo, What is that, What the heck is that???, Oh I know what that is.... Hey, what you got there?

Granted...(POOF!) You are now a tatooed freak! ..... except the tatoo artist can only draw red dots. now you look like you have the measles.... Congradulations. I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

White Stripes - You Don't Know What Love Is You Just Do As You're Told

Dude.

Introduce him to the band Reality Serum. Reality Serum's Website!

Levitate. If you were Satan, who would be the first soul you'd corrupt?

Ah' Welcome to you! And now for your viewing pleasure....... Squirrels, yes squirrels, with Lightsabers!

Happy Birthday!!!

4 Rooms.

oh darn I just lost... ctrl+alt+del

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