I just ordered three books that should be here in a day or two; Soul Music by Terry Pratchett and Nostradamus Ate My Hamster by Robert Rankin...
...but the one I will read first is Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed by Lance Carbuncle. Promises to be a twisted, sick, disturbing, hillarious ride! I.Can't.Wait!!! Plus, Carbuncle has asked me to email him with my thoughts after I finish reading it. I feel so special... along with all of his other MySpace friends! LOL