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That was really cute.

Peanut butter Snickers. I miss them.

This guy deserves nothing less than the village stocks.

Try Leo's Coney Island. They have a pretty good pot pie, made with phyllo dough.

"Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won. It exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours." --Ayn Rand

...is good in Irish coffee...and on pumpkin custard pie....and right out of the can...and then the awesome little treat of nitrous oxide at the end of the can.

I didn't mean to sound morbid, dear. Read between the lines.

Yeah, that was uncalled for. :/

Yeah, I can't get into FB, either. I'm going through withdrawals, because it's pretty much my only source of deep social contact and entertainment. I'd like to know why my account goes down for "site maintenance" at least twice a week....it seems fishy. Also, I am feeling a bit disappointed, due to a lack of levity around here, as of late. No reason to be so heavy! As for me, I guarantee that my ghost will be around to laugh at my own funeral, provided that someone is light (and merciful) enough to crack a few jokes. Until then, I will continue to be the first to laugh at my own mistakes and shortcomings....and you all are welcome to join me....and I won't get bent about it, I promise.

Emigration procedures are confusing.

My friend's room mate. She is a nasty, dirty, lazy, self-centered, cheating, lying, full-of-shit "thing." Someday, it's all gonna come right back in her face, for how she's treated everyone.

You have GOT to be kidding. Doesn't she have enough of her own life to worry about?! FFS!

Would this organ happen to be a liver?! I could sure use a new one!

Too bad you're so far away! I'd be more than happy to watch your young'uns.

Christ on a cracker.... I've heard roaming hordes of liquored-up American divorcees on a Canadian karaoke bar bender sing WAYYYYYYYYY better than that. Sorry folks-- DEADCAT PWNS this thread.

Bubble skirts. They make women look like figs. There is no less-flattering hemline to me, than these ugly things. The model looks like she's tucked her skirt into her pantyhose. Whoever invented this cut of clothing, should be taken out behind the barn, and larruped soundly.

Try a few thousand miles, and add to it a bunch of red tape. That REALLY sucks!

I couldn't agree with you more, Kat.

People who try to pick fights with complete strangers, having no idea of said strangers' physical or mental capabilities. DUMB. Is that you, or the twenty Jagerbombs you just drank talkin', hunny? *smooch* Awwww...you don't want a kiss from me? How about a visit to the dentist-- because that's what you'll get.

:rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely BORED.

Yep. They hear the zombie drums being played at CC, and they have no choice but to obey.

DGN sure is dead on Saturday nights.

Holy mackerel! I've never seen one that extended all the way down to the ground, before! I'm surprised that the ground around it isn't littered with the remains of hapless woodland creatures.