See, you say that as if this were an idea that he and I HADN'T already discussed, but we have. See, I talked him DOWN from having the sloth officiate to having the sloth be ring bearer. In between there, he thought it would be fabulous to have the priest at least HOLDING the sloth during the ceremony because he, and these are his words here "could have something interesting to look at".
Um, that would be me, ASS. I'M supposed to be the something interesting to look at. Your beautiful WIFE!!
And he said "I mean, you're pretty and all, but a sloth is it's own ecosystem! You really think you're more interesting to look at than an entire ecosystem? There's an algae that grows ONLY on a sloth! You don't have ANY alage on you."
He said this with disappointment, that was the best part. And all this time I thought that made me more attractive. Huh.
Some brides are afraid their fiance will run off and be with another woman. Some brides are afraid their fiance will run off and be with another man. I'm afraid my fiance will run off to go live in the jungle.
How do ya like them apples?!