brandywine0880

I'm single and it's sucking. Recently began dating two guys, which I've never done before but I'm at the point where neither one of them appreciates me enough so I split my time between the two and it seems to make up some difference.

The one thing I've really been noticing is how jaded the guys are! Whoa! These must've been pretty special women that broke their hearts, because they go around all butt-hurt and shit. Get up, brush yourself off, move on! Because your ex did!

I'm not gonna lie. I'm on some online dating sites. And this is what my profile would read if I wasn't totally convinced it would scare all men off.

Wanted: Man w/job, driver's license, his own place, or at least a place with privacy and not MY place (which I rent a bedroom, not a home..) 420 friendly, enjoys catching a buzz but not an addict. Loyal. Friendly, but not flirty(with other chicks), again "loyal"! Enjoys sex, a lot, who sends me sexy txts to brighten my day...someone who smells good and "goes downtown"....someone who is looking to start a family either by possibly having kids or having an open heart to accept me as his woman, friend, and family. Someone who doesn't need a lot of alone time, lol or "some space". If I like you, I honestly don't need a lot of space. Someone who's conscientous and considerate but not a pussy...someone who talks dirty in bed...someone who likes naps and road trips and flea markets and old school country music. You're not bitter and jaded by your ex's, but you're not necessarily friends with them either. And lastly, someone who adores ME. I'm soooooo tired of making everything nice and comfortable for them but what about me!??? damn.

I'm pissed off that people with bigger problems than me are always the first ones to give me advice. SUCK A FUCK. That includes weight loss tips. I'm the one on that muthafuckin treadmill, you can give me advice once I look over and see your even fatter ass truckin right alongside me...otherwise, shut your piehole.

I'm pissed off that I spent four days with a man and we holed up in my room gettin fucking wasted on pills, but we never had sex. And I'm not some C*ck crazed wildebeast but what the hell!!!! If he's too high to screw his girlfriend, shouldn't that uh...tell him to quit getting high?! Man up!

I hate that I blew a ton of money on party favors when i should've went and went to pay for state boards so I can get my manicuring license.

I'm pissed that I'm so consumed when I'm with him, that I don't wanna talk to my Mom simply because I don't wanna hear her blah blah blah blah lecturing me and I just don't wanna be around her right now but I feel guilty! I just wanna be left alone. I love her, but I want to be left alone.

Bret Michaels guy-liner makes me gag, but he's a tool anyways. It can look hot on a guy if it's done right. Just like with chicks, it can either enhance your looks or you can just slop it on and look retarded.

These days I don't think a whole lotta people understand what real love is. They get addicted to somebody, claim it's love, then when they break up one of them, if not both, go play house with someone new, and lo and behold they're in love again. Jumping from relationship to relationship all in the name of love.

And I won't even get on the subject of cheaters. I understand we're all human and we have flaws and make mistakes, but I think cheating on someone you love, well maybe this is the wrong terminology, but isn't that an oxy moron? Because how can you claim "love" but manage to bone someone else? I say keep it in your damn pants, male or female. Show some f'ing respect, and some restraint.

Love is worth it when both people are mature enough to handle the good and the bad without bitching out and saying "Next!" And if you are in love, be grateful and nuture that shit because it ain't that easy for some people to find love.

Me, my mom and my 3 yr old cousin go to this restaraunt. Mom has to go to the bathroom, 3 yr old Desi follows her. Mom says she pulls down her pants, Desi laughs and says "You have hair on your fagina" and mom says, "What, you don't?" LMAO!!!

Then Desi comes over the house and me and my mom are sitting on the couch just talking, Desi is running back and forth from my mom's bedroom where Uncle kenny is watching tv. She'd run in the room and yell 'Hey Kenny! Whatcha doing in here!" and run back in the living room, take off again back to bedroom, yell "Uncle Kenny! WHatcha watchin in here!"...run back in living room. Then I hear her book it to the bedroom and yell, "Hey Uncle Kenny! What are ya doing in here...YA PUSSY!"

I laughed for like 20 minutes

I miss my friends before they had kids, and husbands and wives. ( I love them still, I'm just a stingey and needy friend) I miss Tennessee and smoking out while we drove the country roads. I miss my grandpa smiling at me and saying "Hey babe!" I miss his advice which usually ended in "And then tell them to go bag their goddamn asses"

Nipples. Of friends. Or strangers. Depends on how friendly they look.

Yeah, so I made the comment on my facebook that no wonder Billy Mays was always screaming at me...he was high on coke. And a few friends made funny little remarks about it. Except this one douche-bag, dickface from high school I haven't seen in 11 years says, "It's no one's business what he did. He's dead. Let it be" I was so pissed! So my other buddy wrote, "I always do a big bump of oxy clean before a drug test, cleans out my system" hahahaha Well...I just felt like sharing. Hey can someone please tell me how to get my pic up beside my posts? Like everyone else has them. I'm not so good with that stuff.

Won't that be the day before the day after tomorrow?

I listen to a guilty pleasure song. Something inspirational like...Josh Groban...or The Judds. (I said guilty pleasure)

Or I go buy some new makeup or nail polish

or i text some random fun number and hope to get a response

If I could go back and change three things....

1) I would have stayed in Memphis just one more week.

2) I would have hugged my poor grandfather more and just told him how much I loved, loved, loved him.

3) I would have went home and took a cold shower and not given in!!!

Is rollerskating a skill? Because I always wanted to learn, but I fell trying one time, and it hurt, so I gave up.

If you could be a member of any band, what band would you be in?

she then quiffed, and asked for a klondike bar, as her man smiled slyly.

Wow. I just let out a big LOL. Very nice. and random..

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to weave webs.

Completely pissed off, very unhappy, very angry and very disgusted! Shit shit shitty shit shit

Just finished....

The Stand~Stephen King

Merrick~Anne Rice

Currently reading

The Witching Hour~Anne Rice

Overcoming Adversity~Some dude I can't remember

And that 7 Habits of Highly Effective People book~Covey

Interview and The Stand should basicly be required reading.

I'd put The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective People by Covey on that list also. Its the grandaddy of the modern self help book that all these other books bite off of.

Yeah that'd be another one I'd put on the required list.

Poppy?

Yes, that's the book I am reading by Covey. I was sleep deprived and couldn't remember the title. It's so funny because I got pretty hammered one night and passed out on my friend's couch. When I woke up the next morning I layed there and looked over at this shelf that had like 4 books on it, and I saw that one, grabbed it, and began reading it right then and there.

Also, was a bit disappointed with the ending of The Stand. Guess I wanted Flagg to suffer more.

The Stand

Interview with the Vampire

Merrick

7 Steps to Success (LOL did I even spell that right???)

I'm currently reading these.

Head over Heels~Tears for Fears

A frickin pomegranate tootsie pop. I don't even LIKE tootsie pops, but this is the single most gratifying moment, thus far, of 2009 for me.

"Breathe Me" by Sia The first time I heard it was on the finale of Six Feet Under

Help, I have done it again

I have been here many times before

Hurt myself again today

And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame

Be my friend

Hold me, wrap me up

Unfold me

I am small

and needy

Warm me up

And breathe me

Ouch I have lost myself again

Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,

Yeah I think that I might break

Lost myself again and I feel unsafe

Be my friend

Hold me, wrap me up

Unfold me

I am small

and needy

Warm me up

And breathe me

Be my friend

Hold me, wrap me up

Unfold me

I am small

and needy

Warm me up

And breathe me

Just finished The da Vinci Code and about to begin The Andromeda Strain

Listening to Weezer. And loving every single moment of it

it took me a while to think of something odd that i have seen or have happend to me and i couldnt think of anything and i was astounded that i cant belive that i have never witnessed anything odd then i remebered when i was 12 years old and me and my friend got hungry and there was no food in the house and all we had was 6 bucks so we went to the local mom and pop shop near our house got a can of sloppy joe mix and a bag of buns well on the way back we ran into a group of our freinds in the little park by our hosue and went to go play a quick game of tag well 1 game turned into 5 and lost track of time well we got back to our bikes as a Homeless guy sittin on a bench near our bikes and eat jerry rigged open our sloppy joe can and was eattin our manwhich's we couldnt help but laugh as we walked up he satrted runnin off....we shruged our shoulders and went on our way about a year later we seen him now and then and hed wave and smile and wed say hi and talk to him every now and then about bullshit hed joke around with us sayin if we didnt go to school wed be like him and hed laugh and then say he was seriouse well about 6 years prior to that we really didnt see him much and i was working at rams horn in allen park and he walked in and i reconoized him and he sat down and asked for cofffee gave him his coffee and he just kept giving me odd glace's every now and then and after his third refill he asked me my name i told him and he remebered me as a kid growin up and remebered stealin my man which meat i was flabber gasted i picke dup his tab for him but had a good laugh about it......

Hahahaha wow too funny.

2+2= chicken