EatAjaxAndDie

loves every minute of it

wants a sex farm woman

Spinal Tap- Big Bottom The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? ....I think I might be a bad person...

got reamed by Sgt Baker

Eagles - Take It Easy Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine Take It easy, take it easy Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy Lighten up while you still can don't even try to understand Just find a place to make your stand and take it easy Well, I'm a standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona and such a fine sight to see It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me Come on, baby, don't say maybe I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me We may lose and we may win though we will never be here again so open up, I'm climbin' in, so take it easy Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load, got a world of trouble on my mind lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find Take it easy, take it easy don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy come on baby, don't say maybe I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me, oh oh oh Oh we got it easy We oughta take it easy

Eagles- Take It Easy

wants to know what his age is again

its too white for whiteout

dated jack nicholson

is correct

thinks Jeff Daniels is hott

thinks Kip Winger is underappreciated

did a speedball with Axl Rose

killed Smurfette and other Smurfs "Se7en" style

bent his wookie

keeps the motor clean

brakes for midgets

Seraphim Shock - Little Gothic (She dies) Little gothic won't you make me come inside Fishnet stockings and that cross around your neck Think mother wouldn't like what Mary knew, and she did Little gothic gonna put my spell on you Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane pear in your eyes Your secret's safe amongst the dead Little gothic won't you kindly get undressed I've got the toys that will make that velvet drip Think Mary wouldn't like what Jesus knew, and He did Little gothic gonna put my spell on you Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane pear in your eyes Your secret's safe amongst the dead In darkness I will come again To hold you once again To kiss your wicked smile... Sex on bloodstained lips Lifeless doll eyes twitch Moonlight upon your face Wolfsbane pear in your eyes Your secret's safe amongst the dead (the dead)

owns a midget

will also be satisfied with the end result

cant wait to have it proven to her

is just waiting for me to prove it

already knows

is possibly correct :devil :whistling

wants something :whistling