If I may suggest a couple of gospels I have always found particularly enlightening... perhaps the Music of Erich Zann, or the Silver Key?
Oh, and has anyone ever figured out what the Great Old Ones have against vowels?
Celebrities can't be ugly, it violates the definition. If he weren't a celebrity, however, Steve Buschemi could make a decent living in a fun house.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
It's getting to where you can't swing a dead cat in Detroit without hitting a mad cultist. You crazy kids and your rock and roll music and your non-Euclidean geometry.
It will all end in tears.