paradox

Who?

its a chinese conspiracy to corner the time market.

these things sometimes happen. dont be sad if the world doesnt end in 2012 either. besides, we all know its 2112.

i can see where the confusion would come in. one might frequently wear either around their waist.

no capes! but i have several belts

i can be invisible, sometimes disappearing for years. also, i am a bot. then theres my razor wit and sex appeal. its a winning combo

yes indeedy i am

exactly...

here i is!

hello!

your camo is based on that pattern, isnt it?