Crazed Vampyress

oh, i do indeed! foot or neck massage?

**prays the gods of DGN will forgive me for this one..** Just so confused about it Feeling the blues about it I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fair? Is this the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Should've known better when you came around That you were gonna make me cry It's breaking my heart to watch you run around 'Cause I know that you're living a lie That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find... What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around

mean teacher!

"How can i recruit people to be in my legion of darkness with grape soda all over my leather jacket?"

not eating yet, but im cooking! home made tacos and nachos! home made salsa! my own special recipe guacamole! mmmm.... i cant wait! i LOVE to cook! oh yea, and later on... for dessert- home-baked fudge brownies with butterscotch chips!

i get the stares. i get the sideways glances. i have gotten the occasional snide comment from some random person. but honestly the most negative responses ive ever gotten were from people i knew in some way... like co-workers who saw me 'off the clock' or friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend type people who ive maybe met once before. they somehow seem to feel that cuz they know my name, its okay to come over and dump their fashion beliefs down my throat. and its bad enough when they come right out and say insulting things... ive heard "why would you want to look ridiculous?" "i guess you feel better hiding under all that stuff" "that lifestyle is horrible how could you choose to disgrace yourself like that?" but as bad as they can be i always felt the worst ones were the ones that acted like they being nice about it, but still being totally demeaning... "aww.. ive seen you without make up, your face is nice enough you dont need all that stuff" "well if this is how you express yourself at least its in a way you can clearly see you need help. thats a good first step" yes, these are all things ive actually heard. but i do get a lot of positve comments. whenever i get called into work in my night off and im in my so-called 'goth gear' everyone in the store smiles and has nice things to say. my friends parents have even told me things like 'you look fabulous, tho i could never dress like that'

chicken. everything tastes like chicken. I need to do something new with my coffee... how do you like yours?

uses violin to sooth enemies into false sense of trusting...

my ricky and his son

allrighty, troy! my Myspace has been DGN-itized! at first i wasnt sure if i was gonna but who could resist sweet talk like 'esp you hotties' LOL!!

sends in meditating chipmunk to assess next strategic move....

don't be sad. we're still here....

No, but i should. Whats the best way to treat a burned tongue?

Stormy's victory dance!

Brings in the Hulk to smash phees threatening 'fortune city' logo!

Stormy wanders into the battle by mistake. Calls on Tank Girl for defense!

I would like to submit to the Cattle Battle.... The Song of the Cebu. Please enjoy this sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event! Thank you, Stormy