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Proof that Pirates are,in fact,better than ninjas.


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Avast, merry Wenches.

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We plunder booty.

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Captain Suzy Q Jesse and her bountiful wenches.

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Pimpin wenches aint easy.

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If you didn't know I was a dork... this photograph is proof.

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"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!"

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My friends love me, really, they do...

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When its me and my friends, boobs are always plentiful. We can't help it. We're just that fantastic.

Phee, your ninja has nothing on these fine pirate lasses.

Our party has become an annual thing now, and this year was better than the last.

If any ninjas wanna throw down, these drunk wenches will make you walk the plank.

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When its me and my friends, boobs are always plentiful. We can't help it. We're just that fantastic.

Phee, your ninja has nothing on these fine pirate lasses.

Our party has become an annual thing now, and this year was better than the last.

If any ninjas wanna throw down, these drunk wenches will make you walk the plank.

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i agree, mighty fine wenches you have there. your ninja has nothing on them phee.

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Because you would of wanted to show them your one eye'd pirate....

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That I'd use to plunder their booty?

On a completely unrelated note, I wrote a short story once where the ship this guy named Esteban is on is attacked by pirates. He draws his rapier and gets into a fight with the pirate captain wench Aileen. She draws a cutlass and Esteban starts laughing. "What the hell is that?" he asks.

"It's a cutlass you dolt," she replies.

"Well of course it's going to cut less. It's only sharpened on one side."

Ah, witty banter during a swashbuckling duel. Good stuff.

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you know what .. At first it didnt matter. But I've never seen a ninja tree house ..

But the Pirate one rules!

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Damn, wish I had one of those as a kid. That is a very creative idea for kids. One way to spoil them in a way too lol.

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