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Troy Spiral

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Two guys are out hunting. All of the sudden one guy falls down dead for no apparent reason. The other guy calls 911 to ask what to do. The lady on the phone says "well first we need to make sure hes dead.." Silence on the other end of the phone then a "BLAM!" sound... the guy comes back to the phone and says "ok what next?"

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Two hunters are walking in the woods. The first complains about his feet hurting. tyhe second looks and sees the guy is wearing sneakers. He then said you idiot you should be wearing hunting boots. The first said well just in case we run into a bear. The second said you idiot you cant out run a bear. The first said I dont have to I just got to out run you.

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