kat

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Christmas is coming and I hate it so what better way to fight back against the stupid nonstop xmas music on the radio that makes me wanna shove glass xmas bulbs down the throat of drunk lil elves than with my own shitty xmas carols: damn it, I'm doing this off the top of my head so damn I got nothin.

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Looking for it on my thumb drive..

I found it.

On the corner of the kingdom

Just tryin' to keep it in line

You say you wanna move on and

You say I'm falling behind

Can you read my mind?

Can you read my mind?

I never really gave up on

Breakin' out of this toad-filled town

I got the green light

I got a little fight

I'm gonna turn this thing around

Can you read my mind?

Can you read my mind?

The good old days, the honest plumber,

The restless heart, the Promised Land

A subtle kiss that no one sees,

A broken turtle, castle I can't reach..

Oh well I don't mind, if your on par

'Cause I don't shine without a star.

Before you go, can you read my mind?

It's funny how you just break down

Waiting on some sign

I pull up to the front of your moat, sir,

With a wrench and a plunger.

Can you read my mind?

Can you read my mind?

The bitch princess, the fireballin' glove;

ducking to take cover, the retard brother.

A pipe that's tall, the world unseen

A city wall and a trampoline.

Oh well I don't mind, if your on par

'Cause I don't shine without a star.

Before you jump,

Tell me what you find..

When you read my mind

Slipping in my faith until I fall

You never returned that call

Princess, open the door, don't let it sting

I wanna shoot that fire again

She said I don't mind, if your on par

'Cause I don't shine without a star.

Bro, don't jump on me.

Bro, don't jump on me.

Bro, don't jump on me.

The stars are blazing like guarded upgrades, cut out of Japan,

Can you read my mind?

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Pizza and Beer,

Pizza and Beer,

Everyone wishes for Pizza and Beer.

How do you measure its worth?

Just by the pleasure it gives

here on Earth.

Pizza and Beer,

Pizza and Beer,

means so much more when I see..

Pizza and Beer confirmation

at all of the parties.

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You've always heard that the 80's called...!!!!!

The Phone Call: #InWithTheNew RadioShack Commercial (official version)

http://youtu.be/oUwwZHdx6SU

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