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psh, I have tons of applicants calling me regarding the boyfriend position posted for kat, and one of them has a bachelors in good lovin', so I'm lookin' out here. DX

Boyfriend position...? Confused... :confused:. You mean missionary or in front of the stove?

Boyfriend position...? Confused... :confused:. You mean missionary or in front of the stove?
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Actual shit? Because that would be an odd request.

No man, I don't want my hand that close to my poop so I have people to do that for me.

(lulz :tongue:)

No man, I don't want my hand that close to my poop so I have people to do that for me.

(lulz :tongue:)

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Actual shit? Because that would be an odd request.

I did learn on Mythbusters that you can actually shine shit, polish poop, or what have you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj6PonX14A

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This is the only bullshit about being single

I wonder how many know about this

I'll tell any stereotypical couple where to go if they tried

saying something stupid because I like being single.

The best part of being single is no one worries about you and

freedom.

http://mobile.forbes.com/device/article.php?CALL_URL=http://www.forbes.com/2007/08/21/talbot-singles-discrimination-forbeslife-singles07_cx_lt_0821talbot.html?

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