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Sorry.....the qualifications set forth do not meet a chapels standards.

A chapel is like a mogwai and needs much love and attention.

Or he turns into a Gremlin.

And we all seen the outcome of that now haven't we?

:yes

You guys are cracking me up this evening. =P

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I like sleeping alone...with my cats. I dated someone for over 3 years, and I didn't like having him snore next to me all night. Being single has its perks too. I can do whatever I want and see whomever I want without the guilt.

Yeah that is cool I guess for now. I sleep with my doggy and I do whatever I want whenever I want without guilt as well.

But one day when I wake up old and tired and alone. It won't be worth it.

You guys are cracking me up this evening. =P

Well then I am doing my job!

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.Advantages for being single for life,or whatever it is.

1. Its cheaper

2.no one to bitch at you

3.NO one to try to change you for

something they want you to be,thats a big no no.

4.no one to worry about you

5. your able to do whatever you want without asking

6.No interference to your family

7.you can hangout with family and friends

8.coming home to a quiet house is always a pleasure,antisocialism can be very nice and relaxing

9.you can take off somewhere for a month and not worry about anyone wondering where you are

like go on a road trip

10.Don't have to worry about your significant other cheating on you.

this applies to either gender.guy going out with chick or chick going out with guy

us 40 somethings would rather take care of our futures instead like work and retirement 401k and such ,I leave relationships for the teens and 20 somethings.

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Good old cluster fuck situations.

Still single, I mean i'd rather have a nice woman to stand by my side but seeing how most of them have done me over the span of my life.

I'd rather just be the guy they cheat on their significant other with instead.

Nothing personal I'd just rather avoid the heartbreak.

I often wonder if I tried men for awhile if the same shit would happen.

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Scenario 1: Typical meeting a woman:

Me: Hi, is that *thing of interest that is an interest of mine* you are talking about?

Her: Why, yes.

*after about an hour or so of chatting, which includes additional topics of shared interest, jokes back and forth. Apparent mutual interest confirmed*

Me: So, do you think about going for coffee or dinner or something?

Her: Sure. Next week sometime?

Me: Sure.

*Numbers/contact information exchanged. Week passes, with occasional communication back and forth. Day approaches*

Me: Hi.

Her: Hi. Sorry I can't make dinner/coffee. I met someone (guy or girl) that seems really interesting, and we are doing something tonight.

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Scenario 2: Typical meeting of leech:

Me: Hi

Her: Hi. I would like the $500,000 house, and the fancy car *now*, please.

*me running in terror*

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For those of you that doubt this, don't. It has happened to me (especially scenario 2,) on more than a few occasions.

I get that now and then on the first scenario. A lot of people make things worse by telling you that they aren't interested up front. If only there were more honesty to go around.

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yea iam single again steph broke up with me today...said she has to much stress going on in her life..which is understandable....i guess but heres what i dont get...she was in a few shitty relationships being beat on and mentally abused obviously iam not like that and was wondering if i was answer was no obviously..and she has a 2 year old son...and told me a week or so back that she thought it was amazing i was accepting her son as well as her as most guys that try to hook up with her just want her and don't wanna really except the son as well (i didnt spend any money on her aside from the gas it took to get out to see her) but i did ask friends and family if they have any baby clothes or toys er other stuff for the boy i could get if they didn't need it i even found the lil guy a new bed...i didn't get the stuff for her yet cuz i was still collecting but i was just confused and yea a bit heartbroken not to bad thought at how a girl can say i like you i want to be with you, your the first person i met to except me and my son and that puts me on top of the world and then dump the dude? i don't get it...it confuses me horribly :confused::unsure::X

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yea iam single again steph broke up with me today...said she has to much stress going on in her life..which is understandable....i guess but heres what i dont get...she was in a few shitty relationships being beat on and mentally abused obviously iam not like that and was wondering if i was answer was no obviously..and she has a 2 year old son...and told me a week or so back that she thought it was amazing i was accepting her son as well as her as most guys that try to hook up with her just want her and don't wanna really except the son as well (i didnt spend any money on her aside from the gas it took to get out to see her) but i did ask friends and family if they have any baby clothes or toys er other stuff for the boy i could get if they didn't need it i even found the lil guy a new bed...i didn't get the stuff for her yet cuz i was still collecting but i was just confused and yea a bit heartbroken not to bad thought at how a girl can say i like you i want to be with you, your the first person i met to except me and my son and that puts me on top of the world and then dump the dude? i don't get it...it confuses me horribly :confused::unsure::X

Sorry, Gimp. :sad:

Someone else will come along.

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yea iam single again steph broke up with me today...said she has to much stress going on in her life..which is understandable....i guess but heres what i dont get...she was in a few shitty relationships being beat on and mentally abused obviously iam not like that and was wondering if i was answer was no obviously..and she has a 2 year old son...and told me a week or so back that she thought it was amazing i was accepting her son as well as her as most guys that try to hook up with her just want her and don't wanna really except the son as well (i didnt spend any money on her aside from the gas it took to get out to see her) but i did ask friends and family if they have any baby clothes or toys er other stuff for the boy i could get if they didn't need it i even found the lil guy a new bed...i didn't get the stuff for her yet cuz i was still collecting but i was just confused and yea a bit heartbroken not to bad thought at how a girl can say i like you i want to be with you, your the first person i met to except me and my son and that puts me on top of the world and then dump the dude? i don't get it...it confuses me horribly :confused::unsure::X

..either a sucubuss (that found something 'better' to eat)...OR she's just fuckin' dumb.

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