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Fer real. But there is always that tuxedo t-shirt for formal occasions... Everyone says they want to express themselves through their clothes and then everyone ends up wearing the same damn thing. How is that possible? Blech. Guy would like to see capes come back. No really. Also, he wants footed pajamas, as day wear. Oh my, I can't believe anyone ever married this guy...

' I'm assuming you mean crochet, but I am having a really fun time imagining how bad ass you could be at croquet.

Holy useful Gaf! Next time there's a threat of nuclear holocaust, I'm hanging out with you!

Nuthin. I got nothing. I AM a pretty badass financial analyst...except communes don't have any money, so.... I'll get back to y'all. But I bring Guy with me! Guy is very talented! He can make fishing nets. He can figure out your DNA sequence. He can herd spiders...? He can eat poisonous things and not die... And I just make sure he doesn't jump off a cliff. Yup, that's my job.

I am too. But only if Spiro Agnew is his running mate.

I could not find my way out of a wet paper bag. That GPS is a godsend! Now if only I could find that GPS...

my brother in law does it. He was doing it before he realized there was a name for it! He's got MAD coordination though.

Based on what everyone is saying here... y'all better watch the debate! I think it will probably be the most watched in American history. Sweet! Where's the popcorn?

If you'll all indulge me for a moment... Guy's idea was that we wear the babies in Baby Bjorns, which are those front side baby carriers, and cover them in fake blood and gore and make it look like they are popping out of us, like from the movie Alien. All the boys think this is terribly clever. I hate it. There is something....disturbing about putting fake blood on a baby. And seeing as how these two ALREADY popped out of me, the novelty of a costume recreating the event is kinda lost on me. They will be peas and carrots and they will be FREAKING ADORABLE! Guy and I have a Halloween party the Saturday after Halloween. He will be She-Ra. I will be He-Man. And we'll be FREAKING ADORABLE!

Sometimes those reconstruct jobs ARE a headache. You look at it and you're like 'All I need to do is make a little cut here...' and then four days later it's not done, and you have shreds of an outfit. Oh well. And that fabric glue - I've used that MANY times, I'm embarrassed to say, but it did the job, so I can't complain

So noted! I might need to make a trip to hammy-trammy to get my fix. Anyone else remember when Planet Ant there used to be a coffee shop? It's a little theatre now - I've seen some stuff there, nice place.

But do they have pickle soup?!??! The place I used to go to that had pickle soup closed and now I am without pickle soup :(

You did a really nice job altering the top! It looks like it fits you nicely!

Eph McNally's - in Corktown, near where Tiger Stadium used to be. Yummiest Deli sandwiches like ever Omara's - I think it's Clawson? Irish, but their menu is like twelve pages long and everything is good Sushi Ko - 12 mile and orchard lake - really yummy sushi, very reasonably priced Red Coat Tavern in Royal Oak - AWESOME burgers, adn they have scotch eggs, if you realy want a heart attack today, I suggest the scotch eggs I second Miller's Bar and Priya - both are DEELISH!

You are all wrong. I should post a link here to show you all your wrongness.