Brenda Starrr

Need: The kind of butcher shop that has copious amounts of hanging slabs of meat. Why: For a photo shoot I plan to wear only stilettos, a bloody apron, and a smile, all while wielding a meat cleaver. I'm completely serious. If you know someone who would be willing to let us use their shop, please PM me. The photographer that I'm working with only wants me to do this shoot, and I'm more than willing. We'd gladly compensate them with a few copies. The name of the shop wouldn't be used, unless they request it. Thank you!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sparkleh Dick!

Powerful.

Sleepy. Stoked for practice. Excited to see the results of the octopus shoot from last night. Wishing that I had excellent credit so that I could but Skate Loft in the New Baltimore area.

VERY nervous right now...

I am a non-bar friend who will be in K-Zoo for a derby tournament next weekend. No afterparty for me. It's a LONG ride home.

Since I don't believe in god, I don't believe in the devil. However, Pat Robertson is a raging asshole.

Does anyone here know of someone who does window or glass block window installation. I'm considering an entire glass block wall in my bathroom, with a small window & screen, and glass block in Ian's bedroom window. Sierra also needs a new window. Any educated/reasonable suggestions would be helpful.

**picks nose**

Like I will NEVER have a derby home. Also, like I'm not done sobbing over it, either.

I wish that were what I said, even though I wasn't even wrong.

...like I just don't belong.

I say this all the time. As a matter of fact, I was just berated for saying this same thing last night to a derby league from whom I may now just walk away. If you want to be taken seriously, you CANNOT use "abbreviated" words, like "u," "ur," or "imma." Nor is it intelligent to use "there," "they're," and "their" incorrectly. This is a pet peeve that will probably get me yelled at and accused of snobbery for the remainder of my life.

A melon? In the REAR???

Perhaps not the right one...

Don't you think that you should say what kind of job this is? A lot of actress/model types don't just go into a casting call blindly. They do require some prep time.

So irate that I'm shaking.

When I was with Hot Topic, they used to destroy all of the items that we marked out of stock, until I suggested that we donate it to a few good causes, including the Autism Center in which Ian spent summer camp. I don't know if they still do it, but they did while I was there.

I've always wanted to dance in a cage. Alas, I don't dance...

Like death warmed over. Like I wish my credit were good enough to buy a roller rink. There would DEFINITELY be goth nights EVERY week. I'm sick of asking to hear things, only to offend the rap fans. Not everyone wants to hear that shit.

Cherish every moment, Marie. I wish I had that long with my Dad. Just cherish it.

Marie, I will keep ALL of you in my thoughts. I know it's hard to keep your chin up, but please try. The fact that you have friends here is a wonderful thing. If there is anything that ANY of us can do, ask. We'll do our best. You have my number. Don't hesitate to text me. <3

What is the ticket price?

Have a fabulous day!!

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