EagleRose
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Dude is just a jerk. He knows.
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Always shoot for the stars... even if you have to use a step ladder and a bazooka.
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The cow "said" moo. I "said" guh-bye!
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I am still not online.
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Cows fly. Pigeons poop. Captain Jake is an idiot.
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Depressed.
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I am not online.
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Oh my gosh! What the heck? What do you do, climb in his butt and slide down his Wang?
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This sounds like a case I saw once on ID tv. Bad outcome.
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Commercial : What do you think of when you hear postal service? Me: Going postal.
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The things you wish The things you dream The crap that happens.
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Only other young guys think scars look cool.
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Time to barbecue!
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Monkeys run in circles. Poo floats in space.
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I have NEVER had dark circles under my eyes before! I look like a raccoon! I quit! Somebody else take over! I need my beauty sleep! Seriously! I am not kidding here! I didn't sign on for this!
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Oh well... the joints never lie. Time to hunker down and take cover. Here's hoping the power doesn't go out.
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What is with the color nude? Of the millions of people I've seen and the thousands I've met, I have yet to see anyone with that skin tone. Why would you name a color nude if no one on the planet matches it? Call the blasted thing the color it is... beige.
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Hot dang its red!
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In the meantime, here's a little eye candy. https://youtu.be/ArkZKzHcvao
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A bizarre, blinding nightmare. -
EL NINO IS HERE!
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Paranoia is exhausting.
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Schedule a trip to the Bahamas. Walk out of the front door. Which gets you the farthest soonest?
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99ยข crappy shows.
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Proceed... on your way... to oblivion.