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Paper Hearts

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  1. John Mayall~They Call It Stormy Monday
  2. "You gotta get to the party store first thing in the morning and stand in line to wait for the place to open it's doors--first thing in the morning is when malt-liquor, which has been waiting in the refridgerator all night, is at it's coldest temperature. And you'll never have more fun than a bottle of Colt45 at 7am."
  3. "Stop dressing your kittens in lingerie and Brian Setzer will leave them alone."
  4. "Who is you playin' with? You aint Miss Guam, fool! But yeah, I can bring it back for ya'll, one time. Here we go: Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up"
  5. Human League~Obsession (and I'm playing along on my guitar, while sitting in my underoos, and occasionally sipping a ROCKSTAR energy drink. Yes, I'm fucking wretched)
  6. She is the star of her own Brenda.
  7. I've had a lot of trouble with this lighter. Do you ever get lighters like that? The little metal guard keeps falling off and it keeps losing itself and droping while I'm enroute, in my car... It's red, if anyone see it.
  8. Yes? What do you want from me?
  9. Smiths~Handsome Devil Let me get my hands On your mammary glands And let me get your head On the conjugal bed I say, I say, I say I crack the whip And you skip But you deserve it You deserve it, deserve it, deserve it
  10. Raise his warning level up to phthalo blue.
  11. Phee, just shut your mouth, you dork you sound too whiney And you don't like Morrissey
  12. i sleep in the basement instead of in my room because i like creepy places because i am GOTHIQUE biiiiiooootch
  13. We will. and she knows this, but for whatever reason thinks there's something wrong with having a bath alone...it's the way it's usually done.
  14. I'm going to lay up in the bath and smoke cigarettes, regardless, but Steve can't wait for me because he can't stay out late. and SHE^ did not know that.
  15. doesn't know that my lame excuse is the product of 12 hours of sitting in over 100 degree temperatures and therefore is not lame.
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