"Silly Bahraini girl, you can't sleep because of James Cagney, baby, James Cagney. And I realize that you're not Bahraini yet, but you will be. The Genie knows everything"
**puff of smoke, the genie exits from stage left**
"Dear Brenda Starrr,
When I was a young boy I counldn't never afford no shoes fer my feet at all, and my mama always used to remind me: "I was sad that I didn't have no shoes, 'till I met the man who didn't have no socks". -Just like the Bible says. Also, the sounds you hear are actually your soul being sucked out of you through your ass. -Just the way the Lord intended."